"Imagine being able to travel safely at incredibly fast speeds and not having to go to the stupid fart-faced airports!" implored South Park's Mr. Garrison before unveiling his innovation in personal travel, IT.The device seen above boasted incredible benefits, including 300 miles to the gallon, and being able to travel safely at speeds of over 200 miles per hour. It was cutting edge technology, but its fatal flaw was the invasive flexi grips.
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